I think I have way too many One Direction references on my blog so I promise from now on no more. Anyway... Cupcakes are good. Like cookies. And snow. And Google Translate. And people with red hair. And diaries that are monuments to idiots.
The last wasn't my fault!
Now I'm gonna write out a whole lot of lyrics because I'm so bored:
You're not the only one so let them criticize, you're untouchable when you realize
Change, change your life, take it all, we're gonna stick together, I know we'll get through it all.
Change, change your life, take it all, you're gonna use it to become what you've always known.
I'm a little bit love drunk, ever get that feeling when you're miles away, everybody's walking, stumbling, hardly talking, mumbling, going red in the face, promise I've been drinking only lemonade that's all it takes.
We are who we are who we are, pretty's just a pretty word, and I'm gonna shine like a star, cos I'm the only me in this world, throw away the book and the magazines, I'm never gonna look like a beauty queen, we are who we are who we are.
We'll always be together, don't you worry,
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
The Randomest Story...
Ahem... here's a story:
I like pina coladas. Kevin the pigeon likes pina coladas. We went on a cruise. On the cruise we met Josiah who was wearing a shirt. Then a giant swarm of killer butterflies came and stung Kevin. Kevin the pigeon had a heart attack and Megan performed CPR then Josiah said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as he jumped over the side. Then Kimberley jumped over after him because she had superpowers and could fly. Kevin the pigeon woke up and said "Where's my pina colada?"
Isabella said "I drank your pina colada and I am now drunk enough not to know what happened to everyone else!"
Meanwhile, the killer butterflies were dragging Josiah underwater. So Kimberley jumped on the killer butterfly's back and had an epic fight with them. Meanwhile, Isabella passed out from her one pina colada and Megan was still trying to knock Kevin the pigeon out again because she liked doing CPR.
Kimberley won the fight with the killer butterflies and they were headed back to the island. She flew back to the boat with Josiah who was missing a vital part of his anatomy which was his left leg. When Megan saw him she fainted from the sight of blood.
So now Isabella, Megan and Kevin the pigeon are passed out on the deck, Josiah is missing his left leg and Kimberley can fly.
I like pina coladas. Kevin the pigeon likes pina coladas. We went on a cruise. On the cruise we met Josiah who was wearing a shirt. Then a giant swarm of killer butterflies came and stung Kevin. Kevin the pigeon had a heart attack and Megan performed CPR then Josiah said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as he jumped over the side. Then Kimberley jumped over after him because she had superpowers and could fly. Kevin the pigeon woke up and said "Where's my pina colada?"
Isabella said "I drank your pina colada and I am now drunk enough not to know what happened to everyone else!"
Meanwhile, the killer butterflies were dragging Josiah underwater. So Kimberley jumped on the killer butterfly's back and had an epic fight with them. Meanwhile, Isabella passed out from her one pina colada and Megan was still trying to knock Kevin the pigeon out again because she liked doing CPR.
Kimberley won the fight with the killer butterflies and they were headed back to the island. She flew back to the boat with Josiah who was missing a vital part of his anatomy which was his left leg. When Megan saw him she fainted from the sight of blood.
So now Isabella, Megan and Kevin the pigeon are passed out on the deck, Josiah is missing his left leg and Kimberley can fly.
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